Friday, July 27, 2007
I promise to uphold the Barbie ways which include whining when you feel like it, being bitchy on cue and knowing that NO MATTER WHAT or WHO (yeah even if she is a rich, plastic surgery induced, exercise obsessed, bubble head) comes across your path - that I am Barbie.....beautiful and worthy!!! Size 6 or 60, Porsche or Pinto, flat belly and good boobs or pannus and dried prunes - we are AWESOME!!
I'm so happy to be a part of the Barbie Brigadde. To learn more, check out http://wherethehellisbarbie.blogspot.com/2007/07/barbie-unplugged.html (I really need to learn how to do those cute little link titles).
If you aren't interested in being a Barbie, "Quite Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." LMAO.