Friday, July 27, 2007

Barbie's on Parade


I promise to uphold the Barbie ways which include whining when you feel like it, being bitchy on cue and knowing that NO MATTER WHAT or WHO (yeah even if she is a rich, plastic surgery induced, exercise obsessed, bubble head) comes across your path - that I am Barbie.....beautiful and worthy!!! Size 6 or 60, Porsche or Pinto, flat belly and good boobs or pannus and dried prunes - we are AWESOME!!

I'm so happy to be a part of the Barbie Brigadde. To learn more, check out (I really need to learn how to do those cute little link titles).

If you aren't interested in being a Barbie, "Quite Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." LMAO.


Melanie said...

I love it!!! I was actually named after the character Melanie in that movie! Crazy!!

Go get 'em Scarlett!

Steph said...

Oh I love your tag line - what better phrase could you have!!! You go Scarlett and you are smoking hot in those curtains!!! Ohhhh (Barbie sighs) I love that movie!!

Jo said...

LOL @ your quote. Aren't you a little hot in that thick outfit? Yeah! For links (not sure if it's going to let me type this correctly without trying to make the link itself) it will look like this: <a href="http here">Text you want here</a>

Colette said...

OMG....I LOVE IT!!! This is too funny! I hope you got A/C there..LOL

Calyn said...

Your Barbie is very cool~ and love the declaration! SO true ;)

Journeys said...

haha cool post! For a link just click the green link tab at the top of your writing compose screen and then add ur link!

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